Jeanne & I have been friends since we were 15 .
Poor girl has been married twice and struck out both times. I have taken upon myself to help her find and retain the perfect soulmate. You could be that soulmate, here are but a few of the ones that struck out. If you be different from them you might have a chance.
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In her many travels Jeanne picks up guys from around the world. After a night of partying with her Lt. Nigel"nighthawk" Nivens is ever alert at his post guarding the Queen.
Back to the nude beach. One of her many Buff buddies Sam"spread eagle"Simpson whom is also a USC cheer leader,performs one of his many cheers. USC kick them in the knee. Here is Sam's version of the USC fight song.
We are the mighty USC, overated as can be. We play no body and beat hell out of them and later get praise on ESPN.
Rah Rah Rah USC We dare don't play in the SEC. GOOOOOOOOOOO Rubbers "I mean Trojans.
USC update"There asses got whipped by a non ranked opponent. Hell thats all they play.
2nd update, they got beat by another unranked opponet and are still in the top ten playing in the rose bowl. Go figure!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhh, hell I don't know what to call this. Oh I know this is the starting backfield for the USC Rubbers.
Jeanne likes doctors. She started to get suspicious when Jim" smile at me Baby" Benson was checking her south 40 for 20 minutes then looked up from the sheet. Jeanne asked if everything was ok. Jim replied he was no doctor but he diod stay at a holiday inn express last night.
This is Willie's cousin Jerome. Nobody has seen his ass either
Jeanne will date older guys especially if they have weed. She is not into religion so this was a no brainer. His name is Grampa"pot head" Pinball.
In her never ending quest to find the right man Jeanne falls back on the sports guys. Here Waldo" where be the wheels" Williams shows her his latest stunt. Dieing.
There is a car wash at the nude beach. She dates all 4 of these guys. They call there business Buff in the Buff.
You know your a red neck when you have a crapper on the front porch. These two specimens of human debris are the shitsue brothers. Ed and Ed. Jeanne dated Ed. Broke up when he asked her to sit with him on the porch.
Jeanne was deep in love with Harold"hell fire" Higgens. The dumb ass belched while lighting up and burned her apartment down.