Jeanne & I have been friends since we were 15 .
Poor girl has been married twice and struck out both times. I have taken upon myself to help her find and retain the perfect soulmate. You could be that soulmate, here are but a few of the ones that struck out. If you be different from them you might have a chance.
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While on one of her drinking trips Jeanne ran into this guy Billy'Home Brew'Baxter. Jeanne was perplexed as to how he got the nick name. Billy showed her out back.
Jeanne dated Ted " Tatoo" Tomas but all he could say was The Plane The Plane.
Willie "Real Guts"Wilson did impress Jeanne, she could not keep it going beacuse he hung out with racist. Willie also liked the nude beach. Anyone who has seen Willie please report it to the local police. He hasen't been around lately.
Oswald" Bottoms Up" Bugger fell asleep on Jeanne's couch. The next morning she found him having a Coke. Jeanne is a Pepsi drinker. They had nothing in common.
Guys, please stop tryiing to impress Jeanne with your hidden talents. She has never dated an eye pisser.
Jeanne and Elvis" The Pelvis' Purdy had 2 weeks of intense passion then this thing with the horse happened. She likes but is not into farm animals.
As a little girl Jeanne loved to play dress up. Halloween is still her favorite time of year. last year one of her manly coworkers asked her to a Halloween Party. She found out why his name was Otto " Out of The Closet" Owens.
Doug"In His Dreams" Decker told Jeanne he was a model and she accompanied him to a fashion show. Little did she know the fairy above was the designer. They were on a runway to know where. He ended up with Otto
Shawn " Shotgun" Sherman took Jeanne to a frat party. She left him when she found out he was a few quarts low.
It was at that same party she was introduced to Harley"Hurl" Henderson. Beacuse Jeanne is over 40 her hearing ain't what it used to be. She thought Harley said he was into Curling. She did score him a perfect 5.0 on this Hurl.